31 Days of Horror, Day 10
Single white male with a penchant for nihilism, booze and bulimia seeks woman who will put up with his crap. Must be cool with the whole “alcoholism affecting libido” thing. Pro-choice is a plus, but not a dealbreaker. Must come into relationship expecting a real horror show, but be okay with occasional laughs.
Turnoffs include talking about my excessive drinking and any mention of my family members, many of whom perished in a house fire.
Call me – the journey’s a blast, but expect things to get messy in the end. They usually do.