Counting On

Counting on

The only show I legitimately “hate watch”

Why so many kids?

If you keep popping them out

Earth’s gonna get crowded.

Aviators

Aviators

A requiem for the expensive shades I lost six years ago

Silver sunglasses,

you made me look so damn cool.

Where did you go?

Atomic Blonde

Atomic Blonde

That sure was two hours of pseudo feminism and lesbian undertones, set to the backdrop of the Cold War.

Cool fight sequences –

too bad all the stuff between

was a major snooze.

Rock you

Dominoes

It’s what a hurricane does

Wind and water rage –

trees, cars and homes becoming

nature’s dominoes.

Labor Day

Labor Day

The only kind of socialism America can get behind

Lauding workers’ rights
means extending the weekend
they fought to give us.