31 Days of Horror, Day 9
[Scene: A meeting room somewhere in the headquarters of Impostor Pictures]
Pitch Man: So this great script came across my desk.
Studio Exec: I’m listening.
Pitch Man: It’s an ontological horror film…
Studio Exec: [checking watch] Whoa. Got an important lunch meeting. Just came up.
Pitch Man: Like Saw. You know, a bunch of people trapped in a room with no idea how they got there?
Studio Exec: Lunches can be rescheduled… Continue reading